Just a week after our now famous Kimeera Dance Off was posted to You Tube, we received a phone call from none other than the Grantham Journal wanting to do an article on the event. They had seen the video and the whole office was laughing at Eddie’s moves so they just had to meet the man himself! So Monday morning Grantham Journal reporter Neil Graham and photographer Gerry Wright visited Kimeera Towers to get the inside scoop from Scott and Eddie to find out if we had received any formal training!

You can see the full article and pictures in the Grantham Journal or by visiting www.granthamjournal.co.uk.

So, who would have thought that little old me would have made the front page of a newspaper? Ok so it’s not the Daily Mail and it’s only a little picture but hey Madonna had to start somewhere!

Charlotte :-)

Fancy adding your jokes to our telephone system hold music?

Below are a list of the jokes that are currently being played when you’re put on hold on our swanky new telephone system…

A woman walked into a pet shop and asked to buy a wasp. The man behind the counter said “We don’t sell them”, so i said “Why is there one in the window then?” – Charlotte

What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
A Piiig – Matt

What do you call a woman with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy Lifeboats – Eddie

2 cannibals eating a clown. 1 says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?” – Eddie

I went to a seafood diso the other night. I pulled a muscle – Ryan

Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you left it – Charlotte

DO YOU HAVE ANY JOKES YOU’D LIKE TO ADD TO OUR TELEPHONE SYSTEM??

Comment now!!!

Charlotte

* the joke has to be voted funny by the Kimeera folk (but based on our standards you should be fine!)

CORPORATE JACKASS

For the record…we do work during the day…but it’s a weird kind of culture we’ve brewed at kimeera. Everyone is silently beavering away and then Eddie will say, while a ruler is in my hand “Hit me here as hard as you can” Charlotte will sense a blog moment and grab my phone, we’ll film it and then carry on as if nothing happened. It’s really odd, but everyone seems to be okay with it. The same goes for the Kimeeralympic chair racing. Ed just started shrink wrapping everyone and then I suggested they have a race. But no-one really goes for lunch, has breaks or stops outside of this spontaneous oddness. So there!

Scott

CORPORATE JACKASS

After Eddie and I had wrapped the team in clingfilm so they couldn’t leave their desks, they decided the only logical thing to do was to shuffle their way into the hallway and race each other. Not laughed that much in a long while.

By the way, check out Ryan’s laugh (far right) when Thomas falls over…It’s really weird, he never laughs like that usually. Mu hu ha ha – I vant to dreenk yor blaad

Scott